Fun Time : Jerk Series #2

Jerk* : To insure that the ramifications from the modifications due to the new process are minimal, I have already "rewritten" the code.
SBert : So what do the changes entail?
Jerk : I have modified a comment/message from "Welcome to the
Idiot Module" to "WELCOME to the Idiot Module"
SBert : In an unconnected event, Microsoft has rewritten Windows by packaging
the Windows CD in a cover sealed with a 1/4 inch tape as against a 1/5 inch
tape previously.

New character(s):
SBert - yours truly, the writer.
* - The previous edition had a reference to the gecko evolution of
Jerk. Phylum Reptilia dates back to Dinosaurs courtesy paleontologists. The
theory in this edition attributes the ReXX affinity of Jerk to the gecko
-> Reptilia -> Dinosaur family -> T-Rex -> ReXX

(ReXX is an ancient scripting language from the legacy days of mainframe computing. That is the only competency of Jerk. However, with just that Jerk would believe Microsoft Windows could be rewritten using ReXX)