Fun Time : Jerk Series #5

With the recent organizational announcements, Mr.ohmygodBert 's email signature file will now be:

ohmygodBert,
Manager - Packaging & Distribution,
Joint Advisor - Shipping,
Team Systems Lead for Maintenance 'Systems',
Technology Specialist - Aerodynamic Boxes for SnailMail Drop,
Supplier Manager for Invisible Rivettes for the state-of-the-art cardboard
boxes (With an additional responsibility to calculate the eccentricity factor of my employees),
Husband of my wife,
Father of my children,
Founder of IPOPC (Institute of Paranoidal Occupationosis for Primordial Caribous)
Member of ISCO (International Society of Confirmed OpusSychoNonsEncephaloNeurosis).